1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,000 [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING] 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,320 ?Are you ready, kids- 3 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:06,230 !KIDS: Aye aye, Captain 4 00:00:06,230 --> 00:00:07,610 !I can't hear you- 5 00:00:07,610 --> 00:00:09,580 !KIDS: Aye aye, Captain 6 00:00:09,580 --> 00:00:14,370 SINGING) Ohh who lives in)- ?a pineapple under the sea 7 00:00:14,370 --> 00:00:16,780 !KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants 8 00:00:16,780 --> 00:00:18,890 CAPTAIN: Absorbent and !yellow and porous is he 9 00:00:18,890 --> 00:00:20,310 !KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants 10 00:00:20,310 --> 00:00:22,600 CAPTAIN: If nautical nonsense --be something you wish 11 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,840 !KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants 12 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,840 CAPTAIN: --then drop on the !deck and flop like a fish 13 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:28,040 !KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants 14 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:28,740 ?CAPTAIN: Ready 15 00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:30,740 :CAPTAIN AND KIDS !SpongeBob SquarePants 16 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:32,740 !SpongeBob SquarePants 17 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:34,510 !SpongeBob SquarePants 18 00:00:34,510 --> 00:00:35,240 !SpongeBob SquarePants 19 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:39,740 [CAPTAIN LAUGHING] 20 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:49,720 NARRATOR: And now it's time for Patchy's Pick, hosted 21 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:55,460 by SpongeBob's number one .fan, Patchy the Pirate 22 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:57,730 .Ahoy, fellow fanatics- 23 00:00:57,730 --> 00:00:59,130 .Welcome to Patchy's Pick 24 00:00:59,130 --> 00:01:00,710 Why don't you come on ?back to the galley 25 00:01:00,710 --> 00:01:04,350 I'm cooking up a real .treat for you today 26 00:01:04,350 --> 00:01:08,690 We're going to see me .favorite show, Shanghaied 27 00:01:08,690 --> 00:01:10,150 !Boring- 28 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:12,640 Well, if it isn't my less- ,than amusing sidekick 29 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,340 .Potty the Parrot 30 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:16,170 Potty, say hello .to the nice people 31 00:01:16,170 --> 00:01:17,020 .Squawk- 32 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:18,530 I'm being held here .against my will 33 00:01:18,530 --> 00:01:19,230 !Help 34 00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:21,500 !Aargh- 35 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:22,200 !Potty 36 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,870 !Come back 37 00:01:23,870 --> 00:01:25,680 ?Potty 38 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,030 ?Potty 39 00:01:27,030 --> 00:01:29,040 ?Where'd you go 40 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,360 ?Potty 41 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,190 ?You in there, buddy 42 00:01:32,190 --> 00:01:34,100 ?Potty 43 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:35,230 ?Potty 44 00:01:35,230 --> 00:01:36,720 [SQUAWKING] 45 00:01:39,190 --> 00:01:42,660 PATCHY THE PIRATE: Get me !out of here, you scurvy bird 46 00:01:42,660 --> 00:01:45,630 [SCREAMING] 47 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:57,040 .Well, roll the cartoon 48 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,290 .Mm- 49 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:24,140 Kelpo, with one of eight .essential prizes inside 50 00:02:36,070 --> 00:02:39,000 !Holy shrimp 51 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:39,970 !Squidward 52 00:02:39,970 --> 00:02:42,670 The sky had a baby !from my cereal box 53 00:02:42,670 --> 00:02:45,020 !Squidward 54 00:02:45,020 --> 00:02:45,720 !Squidward 55 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,290 !The sky had a baby 56 00:02:47,290 --> 00:02:48,690 .That's not a baby- 57 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:49,970 .That's a giant anchor 58 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,020 .Now, go away 59 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:51,970 !Hey, Spongebob- 60 00:02:51,970 --> 00:02:53,750 .The sky had a baby 61 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:54,710 .I know- 62 00:02:54,710 --> 00:02:56,190 What do you think ?we should name it 63 00:02:56,190 --> 00:02:57,520 --How about- 64 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,950 Why don't you two go- ?climb it's anchor rope 65 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:01,940 I'm sure it goes .somewhere far away 66 00:03:05,050 --> 00:03:06,690 !Now look what you've done 67 00:03:06,690 --> 00:03:08,210 .We didn't do it, Squidward- 68 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:09,840 .Our hands are clean 69 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,580 .PATRICK: Clean 70 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:13,800 Well, I'm going to get to- .the bottom of this thing 71 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,000 SPONGEBOB: Wouldn't ?that be the top 72 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:19,720 !Squid 73 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:20,420 !Wait 74 00:03:20,420 --> 00:03:21,410 !PATRICK: Squidward 75 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:22,630 I 76 00:03:22,630 --> 00:03:25,880 --NARRATOR: A few inches later 77 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,200 !Ship- 78 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,580 SpongeBob, how- long are you going 79 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:31,260 to stay in your ?little fantasy world 80 00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:34,060 .No, look, a giant ship- 81 00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:34,760 !Great- 82 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:35,640 .Let's go 83 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,780 Now I can finally give this anchor dropper 84 00:03:37,780 --> 00:03:39,070 .a piece of my mind 85 00:03:39,070 --> 00:03:40,890 .I don't know, Squidward- 86 00:03:40,890 --> 00:03:44,490 That ship has a spooky .green glow around it 87 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:46,860 That's probably because- it's good-for-nothing owner 88 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,420 .is too lazy to clean 89 00:03:48,420 --> 00:03:51,550 Or drop his anchors .in the right place 90 00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:52,960 !Squid, wait- 91 00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:56,390 .All right- 92 00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:58,010 ?Who owns this crate 93 00:04:00,410 --> 00:04:01,290 .Come on out 94 00:04:01,290 --> 00:04:02,870 .I want to file a complaint 95 00:04:07,650 --> 00:04:10,030 Doesn't this place- ?seem familiar 96 00:04:10,030 --> 00:04:10,910 .I don't know- 97 00:04:10,910 --> 00:04:11,210 ?Why 98 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,000 .I don't know- 99 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,660 Doesn't it just ?kinda ring a bell 100 00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:15,230 [DOORBELL] 101 00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:16,020 !Yes- 102 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:18,160 .I know who owns this boat- 103 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,470 .I just can't place the name 104 00:04:22,390 --> 00:04:23,850 [SPOOKY YELLING] 105 00:04:26,770 --> 00:04:28,210 No, no, it's not- .[SPOOKY YELLING] 106 00:04:31,630 --> 00:04:35,170 .I am the Flying Dutchman- 107 00:04:35,170 --> 00:04:36,020 !That's it- 108 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:39,310 Squidward, this ship !belongs to the Red Baron 109 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:44,060 Who be disturbing the Flying- ?Dutchman in his own lair 110 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:44,760 .It's Squidward- 111 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,730 .He wants to complain to you 112 00:04:46,730 --> 00:04:49,720 ,I-- I-- I-- no- .I-- I-- I don't 113 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,070 Well, what about all that stuff- about him having a dirty ship 114 00:04:52,070 --> 00:04:54,280 ?and being lazy and all 115 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,990 [LAUGHING SHEEPISHLY]-- .I never said that 116 00:04:56,990 --> 00:05:01,390 Insulting a man's ship be- .worse than insulting his mother 117 00:05:01,390 --> 00:05:02,580 .No, no, wait- 118 00:05:02,580 --> 00:05:05,150 It was his mother you said .was dirty, not his ship 119 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,090 .Ow- 120 00:05:09,090 --> 00:05:10,300 .You're next- 121 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:11,750 [SCREAMING] 122 00:05:14,370 --> 00:05:17,740 .That was a close one- 123 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:19,100 .Welcome back- 124 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:21,780 [SCREAMING] 125 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,300 !That was a closer one- 126 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:25,750 .Welcome back- 127 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:27,090 [SCREAMING] 128 00:05:27,990 --> 00:05:30,190 Hey, how come when- they act up, all 129 00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:31,590 ?they get is the welcome waggon 130 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:34,080 --If you ask me, it's 131 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:38,660 So, are you going- ?to try that again 132 00:05:38,660 --> 00:05:41,590 .Probably- 133 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:43,640 ?How about now- 134 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:44,330 --Um- 135 00:05:44,330 --> 00:05:45,890 .No, no, they're not- 136 00:05:45,890 --> 00:05:46,590 .Phew 137 00:05:49,130 --> 00:05:49,900 .Now listen- 138 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:56,360 Whosoever sets foot on the ,Flying Dutchman's ship 139 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,300 uninvited or otherwise, shall become 140 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:02,410 members of his .ghostly crew forever 141 00:06:02,410 --> 00:06:05,390 .And, uh, ever 142 00:06:05,390 --> 00:06:07,040 Will we be getting- ?business cards 143 00:06:09,130 --> 00:06:11,200 You're part of my- crew now, and our job 144 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,290 is to sail around .and frighten people 145 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:18,310 It'll be gruelling, mind .numbing, and repetitive 146 00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:21,660 .Just like daytime television 147 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:23,890 .Now, you listen here, mister- 148 00:06:23,890 --> 00:06:26,710 If you think I'm going to spend more than five minutes 149 00:06:26,710 --> 00:06:29,580 ,on this dumpster .then you're crazy 150 00:06:29,580 --> 00:06:31,640 .I mean, look at this place 151 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,700 .It's disgusting 152 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:35,880 Whoever told you that hanging oil lamps 153 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,340 next to hardwood ?panelling was a good idea 154 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:39,280 ?Oh, now what 155 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,150 I suppose you're going .to show me-- oh, oh, gee 156 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:41,960 .That's very nice 157 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,270 What is this, some ?kind of magic act 158 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:46,190 [SCREAMING] 159 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:59,430 Would anyone else like to- ?enter the fly of despair 160 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:00,260 !No- 161 00:07:00,260 --> 00:07:01,730 We know our place .now, Mr. Dutchman 162 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:03,810 .We'll do anything you say- 163 00:07:03,810 --> 00:07:07,460 ,Then for starters- .you can swab the deck 164 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:08,360 !Look, Patrick- 165 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,220 .A real, live ghost mop 166 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:13,040 .And I've got this hat- 167 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:13,960 !Listen- 168 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,930 We're heading down to Bikini Bottom 169 00:07:15,930 --> 00:07:18,080 tonight for a little .haunting spree 170 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:23,320 So I want this ship to !look good and scary 171 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:26,710 You mean, you want it- .to look good and scary 172 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:27,940 --Well, I think we can probably 173 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:28,640 .No, no- 174 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:33,110 I think he means he wants it to .look so good that it's scary 175 00:07:33,110 --> 00:07:35,790 Or maybe that by- looking so scary, you 176 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:38,420 forget that it .doesn't look good 177 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:39,520 .I don't get it- 178 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:40,230 .Look, it's easy- 179 00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:40,930 --It simply means 180 00:07:40,930 --> 00:07:42,740 !Never mind what it means- 181 00:07:42,740 --> 00:07:44,870 !I just want it to look scary 182 00:07:44,870 --> 00:07:46,190 !That's it 183 00:07:46,190 --> 00:07:50,030 You know, mould growing on the .ceilings and bugs in the sink 184 00:07:50,030 --> 00:07:51,990 So you don't want ?it to look good 185 00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:53,050 !Get moving- 186 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:54,620 SINGING) A sailor's)- ,life is a wonderful life 187 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:55,660 !a wonderful life for sure 188 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:02,040 .[Watch [INAUDIBLE- 189 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,650 Crew, howl with me so we might set 190 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:08,170 !the seven seas ablaze with fear 191 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:09,560 [HOWLING] 192 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,290 [SCREAMING] 193 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:12,990 [YODELLING] 194 00:08:12,990 --> 00:08:15,230 [HOWLING] 195 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:16,870 [SCREAMING] 196 00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:18,710 [YODELLING] 197 00:08:20,410 --> 00:08:22,770 [YODELLING CONTINUES] 198 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,820 [YODELLING CONTINUES] 199 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,010 .Eh, that'll do- 200 00:08:37,010 --> 00:08:38,470 .OK, square one 201 00:08:38,470 --> 00:08:41,490 Since pink one's working the navigation, it's up to you 202 00:08:41,490 --> 00:08:43,230 .to find our first victim 203 00:08:45,770 --> 00:08:46,470 .Here 204 00:08:46,470 --> 00:08:47,420 .Use this spyglass 205 00:08:50,210 --> 00:08:51,000 !Now hurry up 206 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,910 .We're burning moonlight 207 00:08:52,910 --> 00:08:55,080 .Let's see who we can find- 208 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:00,170 Captain, there's a .guy that we can scare 209 00:09:05,470 --> 00:09:07,890 I had four biscuits- .and I ate one 210 00:09:07,890 --> 00:09:09,360 .Then I only had three 211 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:14,520 Aye, it does me heart good to- .see children out after dark 212 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,200 Big one, take us .behind those rocks 213 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,900 .Moving behind the rocks- 214 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:23,520 .Keep going- 215 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,220 .You're good 216 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:25,210 .You're good 217 00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:26,210 .You're good 218 00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:28,860 .And stop 219 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:29,740 .Don't worry, Captain 220 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:33,140 .We'll buff out those scratches 221 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,820 .All right, never mind it- 222 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:37,030 Just jump out when .I give the signal 223 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:41,100 !Boo 224 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:42,960 [SCREAMING] 225 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,830 Prepare to be burdened- with the haunting 226 00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:48,590 memory of my ghostly !ghost pirates 227 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,100 ?Was that the signal- 228 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:54,940 .OK, sorry 229 00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:55,420 .Sorry 230 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:56,220 .Just-- just do it again 231 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:03,290 With the haunting memory- .of my ghostly ghost pirates 232 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:04,780 [SPOOKY GHOST NOISES] 233 00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:13,270 SPOOKY VOICE) How)- ?does he do that 234 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,700 .Get back on the ship- 235 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:22,440 (SPOOKY VOICES)- .It's still a mystery 236 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:27,630 .Those guys are dorks- 237 00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:29,440 .Yes, but they're my dorks- 238 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:30,440 .SPONGEBOB: You're good 239 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:31,430 .You're good 240 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:32,430 .You're good 241 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:40,400 ?Huh- 242 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:44,880 .SPONGEBOB: You're good 243 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:45,670 .You're good 244 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:46,370 .You're good 245 00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:50,360 [SHOUTING] 246 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:55,340 .SPONGEBOB: You're good 247 00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:56,330 .You're good 248 00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:58,320 .You're good 249 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,820 [LAUGHING] 250 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,050 Why do you think- the Dutchman asked 251 00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:19,280 ?us to wait in our bunk room 252 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,270 Maybe he's going- .to give us a reward 253 00:11:21,270 --> 00:11:22,690 ?Like movie passes- 254 00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:24,390 !Or an oversize coffee mug- 255 00:11:28,530 --> 00:11:33,140 --I've been thinking- !stop bouncing 256 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:37,710 Uh, this whole crew for eternity .thing isn't working out 257 00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:40,490 It's not really you .so much as it is me 258 00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:41,960 ?You're setting us free- 259 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,130 Well, actually, I'm- .just going to eat you 260 00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:45,900 .See you at dinner 261 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,290 [SCREAMING] 262 00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:50,080 !Wait- 263 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,570 .I have an idea 264 00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:52,270 ?Really- 265 00:11:52,270 --> 00:11:53,500 ?What is it 266 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,050 !Let's leave- 267 00:11:55,050 --> 00:11:57,600 ,But the door is locked- and the only way out 268 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,900 is through the !perfume department 269 00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:07,150 .Let's do it- 270 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,820 .I always hate going in there- 271 00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:37,520 .Yeah- 272 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:38,220 !Wait- 273 00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:39,190 .Listen 274 00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:43,300 Dear diary, I told them I'm- .going to eat them tomorrow 275 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,890 I made up some of that brown sauce 276 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,820 my cousin showed me .just for the occasion 277 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:52,310 It's a good think I found .my dining sock again 278 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:54,890 Remember the last time ?I lost me dining sock 279 00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:57,080 .I couldn't eat for a whole week 280 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,300 Yes sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd 281 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:03,140 survive if anything --should ever happen to me 282 00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:08,320 !Give me back my sock 283 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,830 Everyone knows I !can't eat without it 284 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:11,570 !Never- 285 00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:12,740 !OK, then- 286 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:19,610 !Give it to me 287 00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:20,300 !No- 288 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,190 Wait, you're stretching- !out the elastic 289 00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:25,160 It would seem we have- .reached an impasse 290 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,790 .Pink one is right- 291 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:30,020 Tell you what, you ,give me back the sock 292 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:33,030 .and I'll give you three wishes 293 00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:34,830 .Make it five- 294 00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:35,750 .Four- 295 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:36,720 .Three- 296 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,820 .Take it or leave it 297 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:40,740 .OK- 298 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:41,810 .Three 299 00:13:41,810 --> 00:13:43,630 .You get three wishes 300 00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:45,920 !Wow, three wishes Pat- 301 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,630 ?Isn't that great 302 00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:48,910 ?Wishes- 303 00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:52,090 .I wish we had know that earlier 304 00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:53,820 .OK, you got two wishes left- 305 00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:58,160 .Well, we still have two more- 306 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,430 !How exciting 307 00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:01,090 I wish Squidward were .here to see this 308 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,510 [SCREAMING] 309 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:10,230 .Boy, I'm glad all that's over- 310 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:12,550 !Squidward- 311 00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:14,930 !You're back 312 00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:15,630 ?Guess what- 313 00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:17,490 The Dutchman gave .us three wishes 314 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,780 Patrick used the first one, and I 315 00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:21,510 guess I just used .the second one 316 00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:23,920 Well then the last- ,one you owe me 317 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,950 because you got me .back into this mess 318 00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:27,880 .Wait, I think it belongs to me- 319 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,420 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 320 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,300 !That's enough- 321 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:39,420 Using my mystic ,otherworldly powers 322 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:43,350 I shall decide who .gets the last wish 323 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,830 ,Eenie, meanie, miney moe .catch a sailor by the toe 324 00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:47,240 .If he hollers, let him go 325 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:51,320 My mother told me to pick the .very best one and you are it 326 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,260 .Now, think, SpongeBob- 327 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,820 .We're about to get eaten 328 00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:59,800 What can you wish for to make ?it so we don't get eaten 329 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,370 .Don't worry, Squidward- 330 00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:03,030 .I've got it all figured out 331 00:15:03,030 --> 00:15:06,350 He won't be able to eat us, because I wish 332 00:15:06,350 --> 00:15:07,660 that the Dutchman !was a vegetarian 333 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:17,410 !Hooray We're home- 334 00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:18,680 .You did it, SpongeBob- 335 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,040 .We're safe 336 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:24,260 But why have we been- ?turned into fruits 337 00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:26,560 .Hey, I get a wish, too- 338 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,020 .Fruit prevents scurvy 339 00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:31,670 [SCREAMING] 340 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,030 !Hey, get back here with that- 341 00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:45,950 !Ahoy, children- 342 00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:47,070 .I'm back 343 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:49,820 I hope all you boys and girls enjoyed the show, because it's 344 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,830 .time for you to walk the plank 345 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,210 .Oh, sorry, kids 346 00:15:57,210 --> 00:16:00,350 ,What I meant to say was .it's time for fan mail 347 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:06,620 And now, the moment you've .all been waiting for 348 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:09,470 So get ready to blow ,milk out your nose 349 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:12,040 because we're going !to open a letter 350 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,130 .The envelope please, Potty 351 00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:16,540 Thank you, my fine .feathered assistant 352 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,240 .Squawk- 353 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,080 .You're not welcome 354 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,050 Hey, Potty, you- ?smell something 355 00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:24,240 [Potty, that [INAUDIBLE !on your head 356 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,980 I told you, we're !not doing that stunt 357 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:26,680 !Squawk- 358 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,100 !I didn't get the memo 359 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,220 Well, that's it- .for Patchy's Pick 360 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:56,160 Gary, looks like it's- .that time of week again 361 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,250 !Bath time 362 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:02,530 Come on, let's go get .the water started 363 00:17:02,530 --> 00:17:05,940 You're going to have to .get in that tub, Gary 364 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:09,800 Now, Gary, we can do this .the hard way or the easy way 365 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,420 .Or the medium way 366 00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:13,510 Or the semi-medium .easy-hard way 367 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,850 Or the sort of hard with a touch of awkward easy difficult 368 00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:18,510 .challenging way 369 00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:21,920 So that's how you ?want to play it, huh 370 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,300 !Gary, check out this new toy 371 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,000 !Fetch 372 00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:30,150 ?Huh 373 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,240 .New boomerang pet ball 374 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,600 .Really works 375 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,300 .Hmm 376 00:17:39,550 --> 00:17:40,420 !Gary 377 00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:42,580 There's a bomb !strapped to my chest 378 00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:45,650 It's gonna explode in three !seconds unless you take a bath 379 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:48,620 ?Please 380 00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:56,700 I am now going to assault your .mind with subliminal messages 381 00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:06,850 .Sorry you had to see that 382 00:18:06,850 --> 00:18:09,610 ?Hello, fancy French restaurant 383 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:13,530 I've got a naughty snail .here who won't take a bath 384 00:18:13,530 --> 00:18:14,420 ?What 385 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:16,280 ?Could you say that again 386 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,300 .Slow down 387 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:21,350 It's like you're speaking .some other language 388 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,350 .Hey, Station 389 00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:25,130 How about some leap frog? 390 00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:25,960 .OK 391 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:26,660 .You're turn 392 00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:33,790 .Hey 393 00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:34,490 .Middle 394 00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:38,110 How about some leap frog? 395 00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:41,040 I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella 396 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:45,390 .to take a bath in this house 397 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,760 .It's going to be, it's going to be 398 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,750 .I'll go, I'll go 399 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,110 .It will, it will 400 00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:56,160 .It will be will be will be 401 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,270 .It will be will be will be 402 00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:04,550 ?That didn't work either, huh? 403 00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:05,370 Gary 404 00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,140 Gary 405 00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:06,840 Gary 406 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:07,860 .Look what I found 407 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:10,760 It's an old pirate treasure map revealing the location 408 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:15,250 of buried pirate treasure !in this very house 409 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:15,950 !Come on, boy 410 00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:18,070 !Let's go get that treasure 411 00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:19,150 .OK, Gary 412 00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:21,760 .Now 40 paces to the left 413 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:27,260 ,One, two, three, four ,five, six, seven, eight 414 00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:35,300 --nine, ten, eleven .25, 26, 27, 40 415 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,090 .The treasure must be in here 416 00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:38,580 !Wow, Gary, look 417 00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:40,600 !A pirate treasure chest 418 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,590 [SNAIL NOISE] 419 00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:43,140 .Why, no, Gary- 420 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,270 .This isn't the bathtub 421 00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:47,020 !It's treasure 422 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:47,750 .Look 423 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:49,090 .Doubloons 424 00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:51,260 .Don't drop 'em 425 00:19:51,260 --> 00:19:53,340 .Look at this brooch 426 00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,360 [SNAIL NOISE] 427 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,730 I don't know what a snail- .would want with a brooch 428 00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:58,220 Now, why don't you ?just get in the tub 429 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:03,570 !Get in the tub 430 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,540 !Get in the tub 431 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:06,530 !Get in the tub 432 00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:08,010 !In the tub 433 00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:08,990 !In the tub 434 00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:16,580 Now, Gary, are you going to get in this tub 435 00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:26,490 .or am I gonna have to-- Gary 436 00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:30,300 !Uh, could you, uh-- Gary, no 437 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,000 !Gary 438 00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:36,750 .All right, Gary 439 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:39,720 You have duped and/or .frustrated me for the last time 440 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:43,260 So if I can't get you ,to come to the bath 441 00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:45,330 I'll just have to .bring the bath to you 442 00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:52,950 .Psst, Gary 443 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,200 .Bath delivery 444 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:05,780 .Come back, Gary 445 00:21:05,780 --> 00:21:07,680 I have something .to share with you 446 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,570 .This is more like it 447 00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:29,620 ?Water you waiting for, Gary 448 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:32,600 [SNAIL NOISES] 449 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,590 ?Oh, stuck in a tree 450 00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:38,870 [SNAIL NOISES] 451 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:43,420 It's time to clean .up your act, Gary 452 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,040 [SNAIL NOISES] 453 00:21:55,570 --> 00:21:56,860 !Oh, no 454 00:21:56,860 --> 00:22:00,080 I bathed Gary too hard !and removed his skin 455 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,300 [TAUNTING SNAIL NOISES] 456 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:05,000 !Gary 457 00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:12,350 Bring that ladder !back this instant 458 00:22:12,350 --> 00:22:14,030 !I am really not amused, mister 459 00:22:14,030 --> 00:22:15,420 You are going to take a bath and you 460 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:16,920 are going to get !clean right now 461 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,180 [SNAIL NOISES] 462 00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:20,550 !I am so the boss of you 463 00:22:20,550 --> 00:22:21,420 [SNAIL NOISES] 464 00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:24,630 ,It may be a free country ,but you live in my house 465 00:22:24,630 --> 00:22:25,830 .under my rules 466 00:22:25,830 --> 00:22:26,650 [SNAIL NOISES] 467 00:22:26,650 --> 00:22:28,770 Don't use that tone !of voice with me 468 00:22:28,770 --> 00:22:33,010 You will do what .I say, when I say 469 00:22:33,010 --> 00:22:34,550 ?What are you doing 470 00:22:34,550 --> 00:22:38,100 !I am talking to you, mister 471 00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:40,060 .Do not go near that mud puddle 472 00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:41,790 ?Gary the Snail, do you hear me 473 00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:44,510 I am giving you three seconds to .get away from that mud puddle 474 00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:51,940 --One, two, two and a half .don't make me say three 475 00:22:51,940 --> 00:22:53,390 !Gary 476 00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:54,090 !Gary 477 00:22:54,090 --> 00:22:54,860 !Gary 478 00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:55,560 !Gary 479 00:22:58,490 --> 00:23:02,400 .I'm a dirty boy 480 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,810 [SNAIL NOISES] 481 00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:05,120 .Yeah, yeah, Gary 482 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,650 .I'm getting behind my ears